Update on That Golden Age

Here’s a little factoid that Americans never remember: the highest murder rate in U.S. history was in 1980. And for most of Ronald Reagan’s first term, the homicide rate was astronomical. That’s right — more Americans were murdered during the sainted Republican’s reign than at any other time in recorded history.

Many of those deaths were among inner-city blacks and Latinos. As such, the Reagan administration didn’t give half a fuck, which is why so many people at the time (and to this day) thought that the 1980s were a carefree and innocent era.

In actuality, that decade sucked.

Back in the 1980s, no president was going to deploy the military to prevent the homicide of ethnic minorities. But in our current state of perpetual hysteria and autocratic desire, one white guy getting mugged is justification to call in the National Guard.

This histrionic and dictatorial maneuver is part fever dream of the right wing, part attack on Democratic-led cities, and part distraction from the Epstein files.

In no way does it actually help any Americans.

By now, we were all supposed to be living in the Golden Age of Trumpian prosperity. Instead, recession warning signs are flashing, and Americans are losing their health care. The grim forecasts on the economy can only be forestalled by killing the messenger, and swing voters who based their decision on the price of eggs are wondering if maybe, just maybe, they fucked up. 

Even conservatives are acknowledging that blue-collar people are getting screwed over more than ever, and red-state Trump fans are losing their jobs at a furious rate.

But don’t worry, billionaires are making more money than seemed possible, jackbooted thugs are terrorizing ethnic minorities, and neofascist whites-only communities are springing up with increasing frequency.

So for oligarchs, bigots, and lovers of chaos, this truly is the Golden Age.